Showing posts with label Tinglish. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tinglish. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

One Two Go Airlines is ready to go

After being grounded for so many months One 2 Go Airlines has finally announced that it is going to start operations from December 5, 2008.

One Two Go - Free Stuff

One Two Go's website is ready for online bookings now. They also have a newsletter out, click on the image below for a larger version.

One Two Go Airlines

Their new promotion sounds pretty attractive as they mention the word 'free' a lot:

Free Food and Drink
Free Fuel Surcharges
Free First Hold Baggage
Free Second Hold Baggage
Free Choice of seat upon check-in
Free Telephone Reservation
Free On-line reservation

They're also giving away Free Mama Cup Noodles on All Flights!!!

Free Mama Cup Noodles

FREE!!! Noodles, All Flights!!!

Oh wait, there's a catch... (written in tiny fonts below): May not be available on all flights?

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Funny Thainglish at a major Thai website

Found this funny message written in Thainglish at a major Thai website that sells concert tickets. If you've stayed in Thailand long enough, you can easily guess the name of the website.

For those of you who have no idea, the website I'm talking about is called Thai Ticket Major.

Kylie X 2008 World Tour Live in Bangkok

I came across the message while checking out the details for Kylie Minogue 2008 World Tour Live in Bangkok concert.
Funny Thainglish at a major Thai website

The message reads "Please, present tickets to staff anytimes, limit for tickets, we so sorry for who lose of tickets".

This message is displayed on the details page of the 3rd Acoustic Winter Music Festival at Bonanza Khao Yai, which they call the "3th Acoustic Winter Fest".

Funny Thainglish at a major Thai website

They have a warning for everybody that reads "You could to join with fan or friend via to this event together."!

That's not all, they have some more:
Disallow for drink made of glass or tin can at concert zone area
Disallow for weapon at concert zone area
Disallow for video record
Don't smoke at concert zone area (Allow prepare zone area only!!)


Most interesting Tinglish words/phrases I learned today:
  1. anytimes
  2. we so sorry
  3. prepare zone area
  4. Disallow for drink made of glass
Looks like I have a lot of learning to do...

Saturday, September 13, 2008

One-Two-GO Airlines remains grounded until October

The controversial Thai low-cost carrier One-Two-Go Airlines will remain grounded until at least October reports Phuket Gazette.

One-Two-Go Airlines

Udom Tantiprasongchai, founder and chairman of One-Two-Go, admitted that the resumption of services would honestly not happen this month and would come in October at the earliest.

One-Two-Go initially grounded its fleet of eight McDonnell Douglas MD-80 jet aircrafts citing financial conditions and the need to restructure.

It was subsequently grounded by the Thailand Department Of Civil Aviation (DCA) for allegedly breaching safety regulations, having a lack of proper airline management and for falsification of documents by some pilots who had misrepresented their credentials.

The government suspension, to 21 August 2008, was subsequently extended by the DCA to 20 September 2008.

Recent political unrest, including the two-day closure of Phuket International Airport (PIA) by anti-government protesters, and a subsequent drop in demand were among the reasons the airline is not yet ready to resume flights to Phuket, said Udom.

The following notice is displayed when I paid an unofficial visit to the official website of One Two Go:

September, 12, 2008


Dear Valued Passengers


Due to the recent uncertainty of Thai political situation, please be informed that One Two Go scheduled services for all domestic destinations will be resumed at later date than originally plan on 15th September, 2008.

Thank you for your kind understanding

Regards,
One-Two-Go Airlines.

It is common in Thailand to find Tinglish (Thai style English) text appear on commercials, t-shirts, and various other places, as you can see in the notice above. Grammatical errors are just customary in Thailand.

I wonder, why on runway earth did they originally choose 15th September 2008 as a date for resuming their operations after being grounded, as that would have been just a day before the first anniversary of the deadly One Two Go Phuket plane crash that killed more than 80 passengers on 16 September 2007.

Thousands of people lost their loves ones on that day, and these people would be reminded again of that tragedy on the first anniversary of the incident; it was unwise of One 2 Go to originally plan to resume operations on that day.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Thai Toilet Safety Warning in Tinglish

I took photos of this humorous Tinglish Thai toilet warning sign at The Mall department store last Saturday that says "For your safety, do not step on the toilet seat!". It also says "Misusage can be injured." in the next line. This is the management's way of preventing ignorant people that squat by standing on the toilet seat cover.