Top 10 reasons to visit Bangkok

1. You love beaches
2. You are happy to see people with smiling faces
3. You like Thai food
4. Your boyfriend called saying he's extending his vacation in Bangkok
5. Your national threat level just got elevated
6. You need a low cost sex change operation
7. You need to experience Asian culture
8. You like shopping but dont have much money
9. You want to ride an elephant
10. You wont last through the winter